Bro-Jitsu: The Martial Art of Sibling Smackdown

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If you want to read the funniest, most original book to come along lately—and learn how to keep your unruly siblings under control in the process, you simply must pick up a copy of: Bro-Jitsu: The Martial Art of Sibling Smackdown.

According to author Daniel H. Wilson (who is himself an esteemed Bro-jitsu master), “Bro-jitsu is the world’s most ancient and powerful martial art, practiced and honed to perfection over countless millennia by billions of human beings who all share one crucial thing in common: annoying siblings.”

Don’t you just love it? Where was this book when I was growing up? I certainly had my share of annoying siblings (still do, as a matter-of-fact), and I would have loved to put this baby into practice. Heee-yaaah!

This book is laugh-out-loud funny, with hilarious pictures of precision moves that are sure to keep your sibling in his/her place. First Wilson schools you on the code of honor, and makes you take the sacred vow of Bro-jitsu.Then he presents the coveted Bro-jitsu moves in three strategies: Offensive Moves (like the Not-My-Fault punch, and the Knee-to-the-Backside kick); Defensive Moves (the Butt-Block, the Crazy Legs and the Dork Face); and Psychological Manipulation (like the dreaded Booger-Finger and the Burp Breath).

For a fresh, funny read that will stay with you a good, long time, pick up a copy of Bro-Jitsu: The Martial Art of Sibling Smackdown. Like author Wilson says, “These moves will save your life.”

Best wishes and happy reading,

Rita Lorraine
Picture Book Depot

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